I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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