You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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