She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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