"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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