Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Randomize
