make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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