i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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