Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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