if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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