these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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