just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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