Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I just found puke in my bra..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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