I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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