sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
