I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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