I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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