i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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