am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
