I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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