I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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