Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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