So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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