you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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