I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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