Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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