I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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