Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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