Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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