so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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