Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I know her cup size but not her name....
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