did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sex in a hospital.. check
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
