The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I forgot wine drunk hurts
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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