I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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