This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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