Moan for me like Helen Keller
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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