their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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