Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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