I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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