do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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