The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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