Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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