I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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