insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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