I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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