chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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