I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Damn victory sex feels great
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