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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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