I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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