I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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