Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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